Saturday, May 23, 2009

MOST WANTED PERSON NO.9


Most wanted no. 9 Hu Xheng Yew yellow skin born Osaka Japan on March 5 into a very rich family.. Known for his lame ass basketball skills that would not take him to nowhere, he has been a rookie basketball player since bout 3 yrs ago... HOW CAN U BE A ROOKIE FOR 3 YEARS??? People started to call him with some kick ass nickname such as The WALL-GRINDING, 3 - POINT MISSING,AIR-BALLER WANNA BE POWER FORWAR... This made him cry.. HE ran into the school toilet and stayed there for a few days... He enjoyed the smell people left behind and He was officially certified dead... This gave him a chance to run around naked... sorry wrong...He left home because he said his parents were giving him to much of money to spend and couldnt cope with the amount of money he made by selling tin cans...So he left.. This is his chance to become the worlds most popular terrorist ever... But as u can see He is only listed and no. 9 which is such a shit position.. He knew he couldnt last in the dark on his own so he got into a gay relationship with Tan Jin Yip.. This is how both of them ended up finishing the last two cause they suck.. His major accomplishment was spreading the H1N1 virus which caused around it doesnt matter how many deads.. His Rise To Fame was short lived after his partner Tan Jin Yip bruised his ass while having sexual intercourse through the ass... Jin Yip filled for divorce which cause Xheng Yew to go bankrupt or Pokai... But now he is in school and some ppl like PJ who is recently attracted to him... Wait a minute.. I dun understand wat u ppl get attracted to??? He has a Pubic hair flying all over his head.. He ones told me he took a shaver shaved his pubic hair to paste it back on his head... He provided me a fomula and some ass took it from me to make an artificial hair of his own... I will come back to that bastard... As you all know... In the game of terrorism.. If wanna be the best YOU GOT TO MESS WITH THE BEST.. Not get sodomized by Jips or go into some gay relationship with PJ... He is now focusing on studies to become a Biologist to find a cure for the now so unpopular H1N1 virus..

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