Sunday, May 31, 2009

MOST WANTED PERSON NO.7



The lucky number 7 is Eng Nel Shern was born on the lucky December 25 1993 to one of the richest families in Ampang. He is known to be so lucky that was why he was given no. 7. Nel Shern was 4 foot 2 with a head the size of 5 feet long and 4 feet wide, when he came to school HE grew to an amazing height after four years into 4 foot 3 and his head stayed the same ever since. He is no. 7 because he was the founder of... He was the founder of AH LONG!!!! He is also classified as a terrorist.. Before all this bullshit he got into, he was just a normal homeless person living under the bridge at petaling jaya when he saw a chance to make it into school.. Born with I dunno what in his brain he is NOW THE SMARTEST IN all SUBJECTS THAT REQUIRE MATHS..He entered Stella Maris... He was the biggest gangster in School only to lose out to one person.. He made people scared with his famous looks








People became afraid of him.. But there was a weakness.. People started to find out that he got A's for maths and they started to think he wasnt a gangster after all but just a NERD!!! People would throw eggs at him everytime he came to school and this would cause him to become EMO
He would try his best to avoid the spotlight but due to the size of his head people where still able to throw darts at his head hpoing that this would reduce the size of his head... BUT all didnt work... He became even more emo and started to go wild on people
He started to rip peoples clothes ( MENS) just to see their worms... He became a rebellian.. he started his most notorious terrorist attack ever..
THE 9 11 bombing!! SHIT!! Here are some proves that he used his ADD MATHS theory to mastermind this whole shit!!
He became so famous after this and started a Loan Shark which would turn out to be the notorious AH LONG.. To avoid the murders he made on 9 11 he agreed to donate 100 billion dollars to America who are in financial needs.. Screw America!!WTF?? THOUSANDS OF LIVES JUST FOR 100bil?? Worth it... He is now to old to walk and his height is stadily decreasing due to gravity pulling his 33 pound head down to the ground...

ALL PICTURES ARE TAKEN BY ME AND ONLY ME SO I SHOULD DESERVE ALL CREDITS.. EVEN IF I USED JIPS PHONE BUT ASK HIM TO FLY KITE!!

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