Saturday, July 25, 2009

5 Things I Wish

1) I wish Pooi joe would go back to Carlifonia Fitness and sue them because he hasnt had a development in muscle mass since arr....
2) I wish Jips would turn into a man..
3)I wish that bitch who stole my phone would slip and fall on his LEGO toys and crack his head in half exposing his 3 inch wide brains so that I could replace it with some of my size 12 shoes..
4) I wish Kenny's eyes could grow slightly bigger to increase his vision and prevent people from being mistaken that it is part of his nose..
5) I wish Xheng Yew could grow some ballz and ask Sharon Choong out..you dig??