5 Things I Wish

1) I wish Pooi joe would go back to Carlifonia Fitness and sue them because he hasnt had a development in muscle mass since arr....
2) I wish Jips would turn into a man..
3)I wish that bitch who stole my phone would slip and fall on his LEGO toys and crack his head in half exposing his 3 inch wide brains so that I could replace it with some of my size 12 shoes..
4) I wish Kenny's eyes could grow slightly bigger to increase his vision and prevent people from being mistaken that it is part of his nose..
5) I wish Xheng Yew could grow some ballz and ask Sharon Choong out..you dig??

Some Question I wish to answer If someone asked me this

1. Besides your lips , where is the favorite spot to get kissed?
Your mother's FOREHEAD
2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
Pissed
3. Who was the last person / people you took a photo with?
Your Mother
4. Would you consider yourself spoiled?
Yeah
5. Will you ever donate blood ?
Yeah.. Only if its to your mother
6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
I think its your mother
7. Do you want someone to be dead?
Your mothers mother
8. What does your last text message say?
Hows your mother?
9. What are you thinking right now?
About your mother
10.Do you want someone to be with you right now?
Yeah your mother..
11. What was the time you went to bed last night?
7.00pm
12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
The shop your mother owned.
13. Is someone on your mind right now?
Your mother
14. Who was the last person(s) who text you?
Obviously your mother
3 Lucky Person to do this quiz.
1) Your Mother
2)Your grandmama
3)And your God Mother
15. Who is no.3 having a relationship with?
Your mother I think
16. Is no.2 a male or a female?
Is your mother a female or male?
17. If no.4 and no.1 get together , would it be a good?
Only if your mother is happy
18. What is no.10 studying about?
Your mother
19. When was the last time you chatted with them?
Still talking to your mother
20. Is no.4 single?
Only If he hates your mother
21. Say something about no.2
You look like your mother
24. Do you like no.1?
Only if Its your mother
FINISH.
I took this from Xheng Yews blog.. Its a joke if u didnt notice aite..

MOST WANTED PERSON NO.7

The lucky number 7 is Eng Nel Shern was born on the lucky December 25 1993 to one of the richest families in Ampang. He is known to be so lucky that was why he was given no. 7. Nel Shern was 4 foot 2 with a head the size of 5 feet long and 4 feet wide, when he came to school HE grew to an amazing height after four years into 4 foot 3 and his head stayed the same ever since. He is no. 7 because he was the founder of... He was the founder of AH LONG!!!! He is also classified as a terrorist.. Before all this bullshit he got into, he was just a normal homeless person living under the bridge at petaling jaya when he saw a chance to make it into school.. Born with I dunno what in his brain he is NOW THE SMARTEST IN all SUBJECTS THAT REQUIRE MATHS..He entered Stella Maris... He was the biggest gangster in School only to lose out to one person.. He made people scared with his famous looks

People became afraid of him.. But there was a weakness.. People started to find out that he got A's for maths and they started to think he wasnt a gangster after all but just a NERD!!! People would throw eggs at him everytime he came to school and this would cause him to become EMO

He would try his best to avoid the spotlight but due to the size of his head people where still able to throw darts at his head hpoing that this would reduce the size of his head... BUT all didnt work... He became even more emo and started to go wild on people

He started to rip peoples clothes ( MENS) just to see their worms... He became a rebellian.. he started his most notorious terrorist attack ever..

THE 9 11 bombing!! SHIT!! Here are some proves that he used his ADD MATHS theory to mastermind this whole shit!!

He became so famous after this and started a Loan Shark which would turn out to be the notorious AH LONG.. To avoid the murders he made on 9 11 he agreed to donate 100 billion dollars to America who are in financial needs.. Screw America!!WTF?? THOUSANDS OF LIVES JUST FOR 100bil?? Worth it... He is now to old to walk and his height is stadily decreasing due to gravity pulling his 33 pound head down to the ground...

ALL PICTURES ARE TAKEN BY ME AND ONLY ME SO I SHOULD DESERVE ALL CREDITS.. EVEN IF I USED JIPS PHONE BUT ASK HIM TO FLY KITE!!

MOST WANTED PERSON NO.8

Mr. Foong Pooi Joe was born to beggars just across Pudu on January 2nd 1993. He wasnt officially registered because they couldnt accept him as human due to his long limbs. He couldnt stand upright till he was 13 under the guide of Kenny Goh who taught him how to stand and not get his legs tanggled. He was always used as an item to many people. To some people like Kevin, Kevin likes using him as an lame ass beggar and treat him as a kick ass retard. He was not an important object to peoples life due to his shit ass growth. People would go to a basketball court see him and say shit wei.. This guys like Shaq O neil man... We cant beat him.. When infact he was as good as being left out in the bench. This cause him to go into depression. He started taking drugs at the age of 14 to build muscles so that people would respect him

As we all can see.. He looks as fierce as a lion.. Look at that Biceps man!! HE COULDNT DENT A PEPSI TIN!!!! I dun see nothing on that piece of shit u call a bicep!!! AFTER DOES COMMENTS he turn do the dark side and started dealing condoms and drugs.. He became a Drug Lord at the age of 16 and is now respected world wide by The GAY COMMUNITY.. He was also the founder of Chow Kit.He is now currently dealing Viagra at the moment and if you wish to giv him a call its 012-629.. He has his own prostitution work place at Chow Kit of course its name is TANGGLING WITH PJ.

MOST WANTED PERSON NO.9

Most wanted no. 9 Hu Xheng Yew yellow skin born Osaka Japan on March 5 into a very rich family.. Known for his lame ass basketball skills that would not take him to nowhere, he has been a rookie basketball player since bout 3 yrs ago... HOW CAN U BE A ROOKIE FOR 3 YEARS??? People started to call him with some kick ass nickname such as The WALL-GRINDING, 3 - POINT MISSING,AIR-BALLER WANNA BE POWER FORWAR... This made him cry.. HE ran into the school toilet and stayed there for a few days... He enjoyed the smell people left behind and He was officially certified dead... This gave him a chance to run around naked... sorry wrong...He left home because he said his parents were giving him to much of money to spend and couldnt cope with the amount of money he made by selling tin cans...So he left.. This is his chance to become the worlds most popular terrorist ever... But as u can see He is only listed and no. 9 which is such a shit position.. He knew he couldnt last in the dark on his own so he got into a gay relationship with Tan Jin Yip.. This is how both of them ended up finishing the last two cause they suck.. His major accomplishment was spreading the H1N1 virus which caused around it doesnt matter how many deads.. His Rise To Fame was short lived after his partner Tan Jin Yip bruised his ass while having sexual intercourse through the ass... Jin Yip filled for divorce which cause Xheng Yew to go bankrupt or Pokai... But now he is in school and some ppl like PJ who is recently attracted to him... Wait a minute.. I dun understand wat u ppl get attracted to??? He has a Pubic hair flying all over his head.. He ones told me he took a shaver shaved his pubic hair to paste it back on his head... He provided me a fomula and some ass took it from me to make an artificial hair of his own... I will come back to that bastard... As you all know... In the game of terrorism.. If wanna be the best YOU GOT TO MESS WITH THE BEST.. Not get sodomized by Jips or go into some gay relationship with PJ... He is now focusing on studies to become a Biologist to find a cure for the now so unpopular H1N1 virus..

MOST WANTED PERSON NO.10

As some of you know there are some people who are writing about who is their number one bestie or who should I bang the hardest... Well... all those topics are actually quite gay... so as of right now... Im coming up with ma new shit... Its called.. MOST WANTED PERSON... Of course its by me... My number ten most Wanted person is... JIPS... Full name= Tan Jin Yip. Nickname= Alvin or your can just call him a Gay Basher.. That bloody bastard is always ignoring what I ask him to do maybe because of his PHD... its not some Doctorate shit.. Its.. Permanent Head Damage... That bastard has been targetin Boys all his life.. His recent divorce was with Hu Xheng Yew... That wanna-be Power Foward, Wall Grindin, Fade away Bastard will be coming up later on the series... The relationship when to the drain after claims that Xheng yew wen to the police station to complain on Jips going wild on him by making him Xheng yew smell his ass.. Legal claims that XY was bruised my Jips after they both had sexual intercorse through the ass which cause XY to have permanent Hip Damage... Is more the same what Mrs kang has... well.. back to Jips... Jips from Indon is a freaking terror to boys around him look at this..

God knows what he was trying to do with that phone on Zac... Maybe he was tryin to shove it up his.... I thing I should not say it... Jips is a freaking terrorist..
He might just have the looks of a typical Gorilla but... He is a serial basher... Rumours ... I mean its all true... Some say he will go to some Down Town club Called DICK AND ASS IS ONE at night to hump dogs... well Im not really sure bout this.. I heard all this from XY.. He explained to me how Jips cheated on him By making out with a dog... hell Im not sure... If u see him anywhere near u.. He is dangerous... IF HE COMES TO YOU.. DUN BE AFRAID TO THROW WOMANS UNDERWEAR AT HIM..THIS WILL SLOW HIM DOWN FOR SURE..

When I won My First GOLD (100m)

For your info.. Im the guy on Lane 2... I cant belive I beat the form 5s...

THE CHAMP IS HERE!!

SPORTS DAY JUST CAME TO AN END... AND?? RESULTS PLS... YOUR MAN, THE PEOPLES CHAMP WON THE DIVISON 1 100M WHICH CONFIRMS ME AS THE FASTEST MAN IN SCHOOL.. HAHA... TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT I WAS NO MATCH FOR THE FORM 5.. WELL.. I BEAT THEM ALL, THE KEVIN MEANS ALL OF THEM... WELL ALVIN OF MATTHEW HOUSE, MY TEAM MATE PUT UP A FIGHT ALL THE WAY TO THE END... THE RACE WAS SO SO SO CLOSE THAT IT REQUIRED A PHOTO FINISH TO DETERMINE WHO WON THE RACE... BUT.. AS THE SAYING GOES... THE FASTEST MAN WILL END UP AT THE OTHER END FIRST... WHICH IN CASE WAS ME... I WAS SO SO PROUND TO BE ABLE TO WIN MY FIRST INDIVIDUAL GOLD WHICH CAME IN THE BEST WAY BY BEATING ALL THE FORM FIVES ( FOR YOUR INFO ONLY 3 FORM 4 PARTICIPATED CHET VIN( DQ), PAUL ( 8th), MENG SOON ( 7th) )... IT WAS THE BEST WAY TO WIN A RACE AFTER ALL THE THRASH TALK I GAVE THE FORM 5... SOME SAID ' beat the form 5s first then only talk' OR ' your as slow as my ass'... WELL... WHAT U GONNA SAY NOW?? I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALISON, POOI JOE, KENNY, NICK AND NOT JIPS FOR THE SUPPORT WHICH TOOK ME TO THE TOP... IM MAKING THIS SOUND LIKE I JUST WON THE OLYMPIC... WELL A FEW PREDICTION FOR NEXT YEAR... 100M- KG, 200M-KG LONG JUMP-KG, 4*100M-MATTHEW, 400M-KG, ATHLETE OF THE DAY- KG... PLS LEAVE A COMMENT

WHAT IM GONNA DO

Sports Day is the day where I can light up the track and win some medals... Your info IM running 100m and 400m.. My job is to bring back the championsip to matthew house after a long long wait... But you know what?? I cant care less for what I do for Matthew house... Im just gonna win it for myself and for no other... Matthew house is full of racism thats why they cut my track time to lot... IM suppose to participate in 4*100m but you know what?? No Brown man allowd... MAN THIS IS BULLSHIT... Never heard of this kinda shit of not lettin ur fastest 100m man compete in 4*100m??? I think USAIN BOLT AND ASAFA POWELL DIDNT RUN FOR JAMAICA IN THE OLYMPIC 4*100m team..no??? THIS IS WHY NEXT YEAR.... ME AND MY GOOD FRIEND KENNY IS GONNA BUILT A TEAM NEXT YEAR CALLED JUDAS AND ONLY ME AND HIM WILL BE IN ALL THE EVENTS... WE WILL BE WEARING WHITE AND ONLY WHITE... AND AS FOR NEXT YEAR.. I WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON IN SCHOOL TO WIN 5 GOLD MEDALS IN ONE YEAR... NOBODY HAS DONE IT BEFORE... I WILL BE WORKING MY ASS OF... NOW... IM JUST HOPING THAT MY BACK INJURIES DONT KILL ME DURING THE SPORTS DAY... IM GONNA WIN MEDALS FOR MYSELF AND NOT FOR MATTHEW HOUSE..SCREW THE REST OF THE HOUSES... ( ALL THIS INSULTS IS ONLY FOR MY SHIT ASS MATTHEW HOUSE) PLS LEAVE SOME COMMENTS

BARCELONA'S THE BEST

WELL O WELL O WELL.... BARCELONA?? WHO DOESNT KNOW?? FOR ALL OF YA THEY ARE CURRENTLY THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD..... IN THE WORLD!!! WHAT CAN STOP THEM?? I TELL U ALL NOTHIN CAN STOP THEM... CAN MANCHESTER UNITED STOP THEM?? JUDGING BY THE RECENT LOST AGAINST ONE OF THE BOTTOM OF THE TABLE TEAM FULHAM I WOULD SAY THEY WOULDNT STAND A CHANCE... IF EVER THEY GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT TEAM THEY WOULD LOSE AS ALWAYS TO BARCA..

OR MAYBE THEIR BEST PLAYER IN DIVING WOULD COME AND SAVE THEM??NAR MAN.... I HEARD ON BBC TAT THE FIFA HAD SECOND TOUGHTS IN GIVIN HIM THE BEST PLAYER OF THE WORLD CAUSE OF RIGHT NOW CRISTIANO RONALDO ABSOLUTLY SUCK!!

BARCA HAS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD.....

AS OF RIGHT NOW LIONEL MESSI HAS SCORED 29 GOALS FOR BARCA AND 13 ASSIST.. OMG TATS LIKE A TRILLION TIMES BETTER THEN TAT SUPER DIVER RONALDO... AND MESSI IS HAIZ... NOTHING TO SAY.. THERE IS NOTHING TAT ANYBODY CAN SAY BOUT IS FOOTBALL SKILSS.. ITS JUST OMG.. SUPERB... NNOTHING CAN TOP HIM EVER.... THE BALL IS STUCK TO HIS FEET EVERYTIME HE HAS THE BAL... NOT EVEN VIDIC,FERDINAND,EVRA OR WATS TAT RIGHT BACKS NAME AR IT DOESNT MATTER... ALL OF THEM GO AFTER MESSI AND THEY STILL COULDNT DO SHIT... BUT RONALDO?? HAHA... IS AW HIS PERFORMANCE... HE COULDNT GET PASS A PLAYER... HE USED ALL HIS ENERGY DOIN ALL THOSE SHIT STEP OVER AND OMG.. I THINK HE TOOK TEN STEPS BEFORE DIVING TO THE GROUND AND STARTED RAISIN HIS HANDS UP IN THE AIR..." HEI U BLIND OR SOMETHIN?? IT WAS A CLEAN TACKLE.. STUPID REF UR BLIND... I SWEAR I GOT HIT TO THE GORUND!!! THE REF REPLIES" RON DUN THINK IM BLIND... EVEN IF YOUR A GREAT DIVER OR ANYTHIN U STILL COULDNT GET PASS TAT DEFENDER... I THINK U SHOULD CONTINUE EATING GRASS AS ALWAYS RON...

CHELSEA

THIS IS WHY U SUCK.. THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY... SRY SRY GOT PROB WIT MY PLAYER

I KNOW THIS PIC NOT RELATED BUT JUST WANNA SHOW U HOW U TAKE A PENALTY AND MISS...

WAT CAN I SAY?? CHELSEA LOST AGAIN... TATS ALL THEY ARE GOOD AT... LOSING LOSING CRYIN CRYIN AND MORE CRYIN

IS THIS HOW THEY ARE PREPARED TO FACE LIVERPOOL?? EVEN IF THEIR PREPARED THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN THRASHED BUT COME ON... AT LEAST PUT ON SOME SHOW U GET WAT IM SAYIN.....

THRASHED 2-0 BY FULHAM

DAIMMMMM... 2-0.... OMG... 2 RED CARDS ALSO.... SCHOLES DIDNT YOUR MAMA TEACH U DAT U CCANT CATCH THE BALL WHILE THE GAME IS GOING ON AND YOUR A OUTFIELD PLAYER.. OR MAYBE HE TRIED TO CATCH THE BALL AND SHOOT SOME HOOPS? OR MAYBE HE NOTICED THE BALL LACK OF AIR?OR MAYBE THE SUN WAS GLARRIN AT HIS EYES? OR MAYBE HE ISNT EDUCATED BOUT FOOTBALL... AND ROONEY.. HAIZ.. NO COMMENTS... HIS ADRENELINE PUMPIN TO MUCH... AND THE SECOND GOAL?? HAIZ DONT FANCY IT.. ZAC COULD DO IT 10 TIMES IN A ROW WITHOUT SCORIN U GET WAT IM SAYIN?? YEA THIS WOULD BE GREAT FOR THE LIVERS... AND I WAS WATCHIN AND THEN I SAW TAT CHELSEA SCORED A GOAL!!!! O I MEAN THEY ALLOWED A GOAL...ITS NO SUPRISE..CAUSE THEY AINT GOOD ANYWAY... THIS OPENS THIS SHIT WIDE OPEN TO ASTON VILLA WHO ARE PLAYIN THEIR BEST AND MAYBE WIN THE EPL TITLE... WOOOOOO.. PLS KINDLY LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS..

THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

VILLARREAL VS ARSENAL, MANCHESTER UNITED VS PORTO, LIVERPOOL VS CHELSEA AND BARCELONA VS BAYERN MUNICH... WELL FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SAY IS.... AS ONE OF THE FAMOUS SAYING DONE BY LARRY BIRD... " IM JUST WAITING TO SEE WHO IS FINISHIN SECOND" OR " WHEN JIPS TOUCHES A PIPE IT GETS HARD"... WELL WE BARCA THE MOST FEARED TEAM TO PLAY AGAINST IS JUST TELLIN YALL " WE ARE WAITING TO SEE WHO WE ARE FACING IN THE FINAL"AND "WE ARE GONNA WIN THIS SHIT".... LET ME FOCUS ON THE LIVERPOOL VS CHELSEA MATCH FIRST...THEY HAVE PLAYED BOUT 1? NO 2? NO 3? NO 4? ARR IT DOSENT MATTER!!!CHELSEA AS YOU ALL KNOW HAS A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SLIM CHANCE OF GETTIN PASS LIVERPOOL WHO ARE NOW THE BEST TEAM IN EPL... LIVERPOOL WHO KICKED CHELSEAS ASS AT STAMFORD BRIDGE TO END CHELSEAS USELESS STREAK... WELL ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS... LIVERPOOL DUN GET YOUR HOPES HIGH JUST BECAUSE U BEAT CHELSEA.. CAUSE CHELSEA AINTE A GOOD TEAM FOR SHIT... CAUSE IN THE SEMIS U GONNA GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE BEST AND KGZ MEANS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD BARCELONA!!! BARCELONA HAS THE BEST ATTACKIN FORCE IN THE WORLD LED BY CURRENTLY THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD LEO MESSI , HENRY AND SAMUEL ETO.. EACH HAS SCORED MORE THEN 25 GOALS SO FAR IN ALL COMPETITION.... BARCELONAS AVERAGE GAME IN SCORIN IS 3... AINT ANY DIFF CAUSE WE GONNA KICK ASS ALL THE WAY... WE JUST WANNA PITTY THE REST OF THE TEAMS... WHICHEVER TEAM TAT IS GONNA FACE BARCELONA IS LIKE A DEATH WISH... AND FOR THE TOP HALF... I SAY TAT MANCHESTER UNITED HAS A CHANCE ONLY TO REACH THE SEMIS CAUSE ARSENAL WILL BE ON THEIR WAY TO KICK THEIR ASS ONCE MORE AS THEY DID BEFORE... TO CUT THIS POST SHOT... OR KESIMPULANNYA... ITS GONNA BE BARCELONA VS ARSENAL AT ROME.. AND THE RESULT WILL BE THE SAME AS 2006 WHERE BARCELONA WON THE TITLE EASILY....

PLS KINDLY LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS... I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR WAT YOU HAVE TO SAY..

REMIX "WATEVER YOU TOUCH"

I SAID U CAN TOUCH WATEVER U LIKE, YOU LIKE

I SAID U CAN TOUCH WATEVER U LIKE YEAAAAAAAAA

JIPS IS GAY, BLOWS ON STICKS,

TELLS THE BOYZ TO RUB HIS CHICKS,

I SAID YOU CAN TOUCH WATEVER U LIKE YEAAA

JIPS GOES OUT, STROKES ON PIPES,

SMELLS LIKE HACKS AND FLIES HIS KITE,

BUT NEVER EVER TAKE A BREAK,

CAUSE IT IS HIS CHANCE TO TAKE,

HE WILL PUT U ON THE WAITING LIST,

THEN HE WILL MAKE U SMELL HIS PISS,

YEAAAAA

I SAID YOU CAN TOUCH WATEVER YOU LIKE, U LIKE

I SAID YOU CAN TOUCH WATEVER YOU LIKE YEAAAAAAA,

JIPS IS GAY , STROKES ON PIPES,

TELLS THE BOYZ TO RUB HIS CHICKS,

I SAID U CAN TOUCH WATEVER U LIKE YEAAAAAAA

IT DUN MATER U BLACK OR WHITE,

AS LONG AS YOU ALLOW HIM TO TOUCH YOUR PIPE,

IF YOU THINK YOUR OUT FOR LOT OF FUN,

WELL THINK AGAIN CAUSE HE IS A PIECE OF TORN

IT DONT MATTER U BIG OR STRONG,

CAUSE HIS IS ACTUALLY BIG AND LONG,

YEA I SAID YOU CAN TOUCH WATEVER YOU LIKE , YOU LIKE

I SAID U CAN HAVE WATEVER YOU LIKE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHELSEA OWNER COMMITS SUICIDE?? BY STAR NEWSPAPER

London: 76 YEAR OLD AMERICAN TIN CAN OWNER ROMAN ABROMOBITCH WAS FOUND DEAD IN HIS HOME LOCATED UNDER A BRIDGE NEXT TO A DRAIN.. ACCORDING TO SOME SOURCE SOME SAY THEY FOUND A SIZE 12 BOOT SHOVED DOWN HIS MOUTH SIMILAR TO ANOTHER CASE WHERE 34 YEAR OLD DEFENDER JOHN TERRY WAS BRUTALLY MURDERED WHEN A BOOT SIZE 12 WAS STUCK IN HIS ANAL WHICH PREVENTED HIM FROM " MEMBUANGING AIR BESAR"... ROMAN WAS WELL KNOWN FOR HIS STUPIDNESS FAILING ALL MAJOR EXAMS IN HIS SCHOOL AND WAS ONCE A BAGGER AT BANGLADESH... SOON HIS FORTUNE CHANGE AS HE FOUND A RARE PEPSI CAN AND HE SET DOWN THINKIN WAT HE SHOULD DO WIT THIS USELESS TIN...AND THEN A BIRD GAVE HIM SHIT ON HIS HEAD WHICH ALLOWED HIM TO GET AN IDEA... ITS QUITE SIMILAR TO NEWTON SEATIN UNDER A TREE... HE GOT THE IDEA WHERE HE SHOULD RECYCLE TINS AND THIS BROUGHT HIM WHERE HE IS NOW... OWNING ONE OF THE CHEAPEST CLUB IN LONDON HE TURN THIS GREAT CLUB INTO A LOSING STREAK NEVER WINNING A TITLE... BUT AS THE SAYIN GOES " WHEN JIPS TOUCHES A PIPE , IT GETS HARD ALWAYS", I PERSONALLY DUN KNOW WAT TAT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD... SOME SAY HE WAS BLACMAILED BY PJ WHO TREATENED TO GO ONE ON ONE WIT HIM IN BASKETBALL... AS WE ALL KNOW PJ IS THE "MISSING MACHINE" THATS WAT WE CALL HIM... HE IS VERY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES... SOME PPL SAY THAT HIS TIN CAN BUSINESS WAS SOON GONNA GO BANKRUP AND DECIDED TO SELL TO ALEX FERGUSON BUT ALEX COULDNT TAKE OVER BECAUSE HE WAS BLIND,STUPID AND HIS FACE GLOWS VERY RED ALL THE TIME... SOME ALSO SAY ROMAN TRIPPED AND FELL ON A PAIR OF "ASADIS" WHICH CAUSE IT TO GET STUCK IN HIS MOUTH... WELL I WILL KEPP U UPDATED IN THE NEWS OF OUR DEARLY BELOVED FREK OF NATUR ROMAN

IT IS THE NBA DRAFT

WELCOME PEOPLE TO THE STAPLE CENTRE OF THE TWOOOOOO THOUSAND NINE NBA DRAFT PICKKKK....... WE HAVE INFORMATION THAT MALAYSIAN BASKETBALL CHAMPION SEKOLAH MENENGAH STELLA MARIS IS PARTICIPATING IN THIS YEARS DRAFT...... WE HAVE WEAPON X OF THE STELLA MARIS AND KENNY GOH IN THE STUDIO AREA COMMENTATING IN THIS YEARS DRAFT... "HOW YOU DOIN WEAPON X?" " OO IM DOIN GREAT..." " WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS YEARS DRAFT?" ASK KENNY... "HOPE THIS YEAR IS NOT GONNA BE SUCH A RACIST YEAR LIKE LAST YEAR WHEN ALL AFRICAN AMERICAN WERE CHHOSEN AND NO WHITES..." REPLIES X.... THE NFA DRAFT IS UNDER WAY... AND AFTER A FEW HOURS LATER... LA LAKERS COACH COMES OUT TO ANNOUCE HIS FIRST PICK.... "IN THIS YEARS DRAFT... LA LAKERS SELECT FOONG POOI JOE OF SMSM TO BE OUR BALL CARRIER AND WATER BOY"... WITH THAT ANNOUCEMENT THE CROWD WENT WILD AND PJ CAME UP STAGE FOR HIS ANNOUCEMENT... " FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY DOGS A 10 YEAR OLD GOLDEN RETRIVER AND A 14 GERMAN SHEPHERED FOR GIVING ME THE SUPPORT THAT TOOK ME HERE ALL THE WAY TO WHERE I AM NOW...." "I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO COMMENT ON MY POSITION ON BEING A BALL BOY... I THINK THIS IS A WONDERFUL OPPURTUNITY HOW ME TO PROVEMY SELF IN CARRYIN BALLZ AND DRINKIN WATER... IM AM VERY TALENTED... AS YOU ALL KNOW I HAVE THE LOWEST ACCURACY RATING, MOST AIR BALL, MOST PASS INTERCEPTION... MOST PASSES GIVEN AWAY AND I HAVE SPAGETTI LEGS WHICH ALLOWS ME TO FAKE MY INJURY BECAUSE MY LEG IS CAPABLE IN BENDING BACKWARDS.... MY FRENS CALL ME SHIT FOR A REASON... ITS BECAUSE I REALLY AM GOOD AT WHAT I DO... THANK YOU VERY MUCH..." "WHAT AND INTRESTIN SPEECH DUN U THINK KENNY?" I THINK HE IS ACTUALLY QUITE STUPID TO COMMENT ON BEING A BALL BOY AND SHOULD JUST LEARN TO FLY HIS KITE" SAYS KENNY... THE SECOND TEAM WHICH IS THE BOSTON CELTICS IS COMIN OUT TO MAKE THEIR PICK... " YOU KNOW I THINK DICKLESS IS GONNA GET PIC DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF TIME HE SPENDS EATIN BREAD WITH CURRY AND MAGGIE MEE WITH SLURPY..." AND THE BOSTON CELTIC SELECTS WEAPON X OF SMSM !!!!!!! " OMG.... ITS U X... THEY CHOOSE YOU... AND LOOK THERE IS A CONFLICT GOIN ON DOWN DAY!!! OMG THE HEAD COACH IS ASSASINATED BY SOME GUY USIN WOMANS LINGERIA... AND I THINK ITS NIC... OMG!!!!! NO WAY.... AND HOLD YOUR IT... HE IS ABOUT TO MAKE A SPEECH.."SAYS KENNY .... "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT FOR WEAPON X HE WORTHY OF THIS POSITION BUT I KNOW IM OVERWEIGHT AND CAN FINNISH ALL THE FOOD IN BOSTON BUT GIV ME SOME RESPECT RITE NOW... "OMG NIC TATS SO KIND... DUDE IM CELTICS PLAYER NOW... YEAA.. SCREW U NIC..... " AT THE END OF THE DAY ONLY MENG SOON WASNT CHOSEN BY ANY TEAM DUE TO THE LACK OF QUALITY POSSESED BY MENG SOON...

CRISTIANO RONALDO

CRISTIANO RONALDO ALSO KNOWN AS "THE DIVER" IS ONE OF THE FAMOUS FOOTBALLERS WHO UNDERGO DING DONG SURGERY CLAIMING THAT A WOODEN STICK GOT STUCK IN HIS COCK.... WELL IM NOT GONNA TALK BOUT WAT HAPPEN IN SURGERY BUT SOME RUMOURS SAYS THAT ONE OF HIS TESTICLES WAS REMOVED TO AVOID HIS DING DONG FROM GETTING STUCK... WELL IM HERE TO DISCUSS WAT HAPPEN DURING MANCHESTER UNTITLED'S 2-1 LOST TO ARSENAL... APPARENTLY WHEN MAN U WAS DOWN 2-0 RONALDO DECIDED TO LIE DOWN AT THE SIDE OF THE FEILD AND STARTED TO FLY HIS KITE... THIS SORT OF ACT STILL COULD NOT BE UNDERSTOOD ... EVEN FAMOUS TOILET CLEANER ALBERT EINSTEIN WAS STUDYIN IN HIS 2 FOOT LONG AND 2 FOOT WIDE ROOM COULD NOT UNDERSTAND.. SOME SAY HE WAS SO STUPID HE COULD NOT TELL WHICH HE SHOULD EAT HIS SHIT OR HIS SHOE?? TAT ACTUALLY KILLED HIM... BACK TO THE STORY... RONALDO WAS FLYIN KITE WHEN A DOG CARRYIN A PIECE OF WOOD DROPPED IN ON HIS KITE WHICH REQUIRE HIM TO UNDERGO SURGERY... ERMMM TATS ALL ... BUT MORE FOR HIM IN THE FUTURE

WHAT HAPPEN IN SCHOOL???

I CAME TO SCHOOL PUMPED UP, FEELIN GOOD, READY TO GIV SOME SHIT TO MY PRINCIPAL... BUT NOTHING HAPPEN TILL LUNCH HOUR, WHEN OUR BASKETBALL STAR FOONG POOI JOE WAS TEACHIN THE FORM FIVES HOW TO THROW THE BALL AND MISS THE TARGET AT THE SAME TIME... ITS QUITE A SPECTACULAR THING TO SEE CAUSE HE IS SUCH A GREAT COACH... THEN WHEN THE MATCH STARTED... EVERYONE WAS TRYIN TO WIN THE GRAND PRIZE WHERE THE WINNER GETS A JOB BECOMIN AN TOILET CLEANER.... THE JOB IS A ONE DAY JOB DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF SHIT LEFT BEHIND BY OUR BASKETBALL STAR XHENG U...AS THE MATCH WAS ON THE WAY, PJ WAS IN THE GROOVE MISSING ALL THE SHOTS AND ALSO PASSING TO THE HIS OPPONENTS ALL THE WAY... WHEN THE GAME WAS REACHIN TOWARDS ITS END... OUR MAIN STAR MENG SOON WAS KICKED IN THE DING DONG BY THIS GUY NAME DUSTBIN OF SOMETHIN WELL IN DOESNT MATTER... THIS INCCIDENT CAUSE THE FOETUS OF PN.KASTURI TO POP OUT AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT CAUSING THE BABY TO REBOUND AND SMASH INTO HER FACE... SHE HAD TO GO FOR A MAJOR SURGERY TO REMOVE THE HEAD AND PLACE IT ON A DOG FOR SURVIVAL... BACK TO THE COURT.. MENG SOON GOT UP PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND STARTED TO FLASH HIS DING DONG TO DUSTBIN... IN CASE YOUR WONDERING WHY HE DID THAT... WE ALL HAVE NO IDEA... THIS BEHAVIOUR OF ALIENS ARE SINCE BEING INVESTIGATED SINCE 1777 AND SCIENTICST STILL COULDNT DISCOVER SUCH BEHAVIOUR... THIS CAUSE SOME REALLY BAD EXCHANGE OF BLOWS AND THE WEAPON X GOT INTO THE FIGHT AS WELL... WEAPON X DELIVERED A BONE CRUSHING TACKLE ON DUSTBIN WHICH CAUSE HIS TESTICLES TO GET SUCKED IN INTO HIS ABDOMEN... WEAPON X DIDNT END THERE HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND WAS ASKED WHY HE DECIDED TO DO SUCH ACT... PISSED AT THAT STUPID QUESTION XHENG U WHO WAS STANDIN BESIDE WEAPON X DECIDED TO RELEASE A GAS CALLED "FART" THAT CAUSE EVERYONE IN THE ROOM TO GO KO.... EVEN WEAPON X... AND HIMSELF ALSO... AT THE END OF THE DAY I WAS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE SCHOOLING AND XHENG U WAS FORCED TO USE PAMPERS TO SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.... AMEN...

THE MAN

PEOPLE... IM GONNA SAY SOMETHIN BOUT MYSELF... IM ALSO KNOW AS WEAPON X AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT MY CLASSMATES FROM OTHERS... IM USUALLY THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD SEE WHEN U FIRST OPEN THE DOOR... AND IM TELLIN YOU.... IM NOT SUCH A FRIENDLY PERSON.... I PROTECT MY PEOPLE... NO MATTER HOW TALL U ARE... HOW STRONG... OR HOW PERVERT... I WILL GIVE ALL I CAN... I WILL STAND UP... I SHOULD HAVE LAID THE SMACK DOWN ON KAA BIN... IM ASHAMED... I FELT LIKE A SMALL KID WHEN THAT HAPPENED.. I PROMISE NEXT TIME ... IF THERE IS ANYTHING TO DO WITH OUR FORM 4.... YOUR DEALING WITH THE MAN, THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON, THE MOST ARROGANT, STRONGER THEN A BEAR, FASTER THEN LIGHT I WILL DO ALL OF THAT CAUSE CHELSEA FC SUKS!!!!!!!! WATEVER I GOT U EXPECTED THAT... ON EVERYTHIN I DO... IM GONNA DOMINANT THIS THING.... WHICH EVER WAY IT TURNS OUT IF I LOSE OR WIN I SWEAR IM GONNA GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!

WHAT HAPPEN TO RIHANNA?

EVERYBODY HAS BEEN TRYIN TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPEN TO RIHANNA?? APPARENTLY THE 37 YEAR OLD SINGER FROM JAMAICA WAS IN A FIGHT WITH HUBBY, EX- CONVICT CHRIS BROWN... RUMOURS SUGGEST THAT RIHANNA SPELLED CHRIS BROWNS NAME WORNGLY OR CALLING HIM CHRIS WHITE CAUSE SHE SAYS HE IS NOT BLACK ENOUGH... BUT STOP ALL THIS... I HAVE THE RIGHT STORY... ACCORDING TO WHAT I HAVE HEARD.... CHRIS BROWN WHO WAS CHARGED FOR THROWING A PEICE OF WOOD AT A DOG AT 2001 WAS HAVIN AN AFFAIR WITH SOCCER STAR JOHN TERRY.. JOHN TERRY WHO IS MARRIED TO A 12 YEAR OLD GERMAN SHEPHERD DECIDED TO DUMP THE LOVELY DOG AT LONDON AND PERSUED HIS DREAMS OF BECOMING A WORLD CLASS RUBBISH COLLECTOR AT AMERICA... ON THE OTHER SIDE, CHRIS BROWN WHO SUFFERED FROM ASTHMA AFTER INHALING DUST FROM THE DRAIN... JOHN TERRY MET CHRIS BROWN AT A BEGGAR STORE NEAR THE COFFEE SHOP THAT SAYS BEGGARS NOT ALLOWD.. THEY CLICKED... ITS LIKE WHEN JIPS FINDS A PIPE.... RIHANNA WAS OUT DOIN HER NEW ALBUM CALLED "GOOD GIRL GONE WILD".... CHRIS BROWN WAS ALWAYS COMING HOME LATE... SO ONE DAY .... RIHANNA DECIDED TO WATCH A MOVIE ON HER OWN.. SHE PULLED OUT A TAPE CALLED "BOY ON BOY".... AS SHE STARTED TO WATCH SHE REALIZED IT WAS CHRIS BROWN!!!!!!!!! AND JOHN TERRY SODOMIZING!!!!!!! SHE WAS PISSED.... THEN WHEN CHRIS BROWN CAME HOME ONE NIGHT... SHE CONFRONTED HIM.... SHE WAS PISSED AND STARTED TO THROW WOMANS LINGERIE AT BROWN, THIS MADE CHRIS BROWN PISSED CAUSE HE ONLY LIKE BOYS UNDERWEARS.... HE DECIDED TO WHACK HER COW COW AND LEAVE HER THERE.... THAT WAS THE STORY... ITS VERY TURE....

MY GOOD FREN FRM FORM 1

WELLL ACTUALLY I POST ALL MY GOOD FRENS BUT I LEFT OUT THE F-ing SAKAI HAM KA LENG DICK OOPS NIC SRY.... I LEFT HIM CAUSE HIS A BOTTOM CLASS THAT I PICKED UP WHILE I WAS AT PUDU FLYING KITE.... WE BOTH KNEW EACH OTHER WHEN WE WERE IN CLASS 1K... YEA...THEN ONE DAY I DECIDED TO GO TOILET... I CAUGHT HIM CATCHING HIS BIRD AND PLAYINN WIT IT AND THEN HE AJAK ME TO FOLLOW... I ASK HIM WAT MADE HIM HORNY AND DECIDE TO FLY IN THE TOILET?? HE SAID HE WAS THINKIN BOUT MRS. KANG... I WAS LIKE WTF???? OMG MRS KANG??? TAT TIME I DIDNT KNOW HER SO I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE HOT... THEN I LIKE FINDIN OUT WHO WAS THIS MRS KANG??? THEN .... I HEARD PPL SAYIN GOOD MORNIN MRS. KANG THEN I WAS EXCITED I WAS GETTING HORNY... TILLLLLLL.... I SAW SHE WAS LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS OLD AND SOME SHIT STICKIN OUT OF HER WAIST... THAT MOMENT I WAS LIKE ... I DIDNT GET HORNY TILL THE NEXT YEAR..I WAS LIKE OMG!!! I CANT BELIVE NICK WAS FANTASIZING BOUT HER... THATS HIM BY THE WAY

China Bangs

kkk thank u everyone for readin my previous blog which is only 2......... well todays kana sie topic is bout CHINA BANGS being racist to the BIG ONE... WELL IT WAS ON I DUN KNOW I THINK YESTERDAY WHEN THIS CHINA BANG WIT AN EYE THE SIZE OF A MARBLE CAME UP TO ME AND CALL ME BLACK... I WAS LIKE... WAT THE F##k.... THEN I PROCEDE TO TAKE OFF MY SIZE 12 SHOE... YES PPL SIZE 12... TURNED IT SIDE WAYS AND SHUFFED IT UP HIS MONKEY ASS..... THEN AS HE WAS LYING THERE PAIN GOIN THROUGH HIS ASS I THEN STOMP HIS COCK SO HE COULDNT GET UP... I ASK HIM PROUDLY... WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA? WHO IS THE FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD?? I WAS SO PROUD AND PROCEDE TO SPRAY SOME BAD WORDS ON HIM SUCH ASS NIA MA KANA SIE PUKIMA CHOUCHI BYE LAN CHIOW HAMKA LENG SHIT MOTHERF##kER AND ALL... SO DUN MESS WIT THE MAN CAUSE U KNOW... IM A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON AS WE ALL KNOW....

THIS ARE MY GOOD FRIENDS IN SCHOOL NOW..

FIRST OF ALL... I would like to thank my parents for doin does stuff which cause the biggest pain in the butt the world has ever seen to be born... I would like to talk bout my SAKAI frens who where my frens since I was born.. First it has to be that skinny muscleless piece of thrash Zac whome I have known him since when I was standard one... his kinda good to me always givin me compliments but I dun giv him copliment.. Instead I giv him shit... Dirt to be licked of the ground... But thats who I am... next it has to be JIPSTAR LOLIPOP ASS GAY BITCH INDONASIAN SAKAI WHO WAS FOUND IN THE RIVER BY HIS PARENTS... As we all know... JIPS is a homo who gives a dam bout boys havin huge ding dongs.... HIS part of me... nono sry wrong... his actually my worker... he loves touchin pipes that gets him horny and playin with dogs which also gets him horny.... Next is POOP JOE who is my good fren since form one.. we were alike.. but HE was just a piece a trash tat I scooped up while i was under the bridge of pudu... all in all.. he is one of the best mate... keep doin yur best in Basketball yea... Next is tat guy wit the head the size of a bowlin bowl and the brain the size of...... NOTHING.... his the guy yup he is NS.... NS and I were good frens in form 2... I was always kickin his ass in class he always obeys me like a dog and his owner... sometimes he goes wild when he sees a tree and some bushes.. The good side is... he is smart... which pisses me off... and his the best in BAKETBALL... next is Xheng u... i Think i reali know him this year... nth much cause i just know him... he is very scrared of ballz thats all i know and his quite handsome and lame...

CREATION

YOYO SLAVES OF KINGDOM OF IT DOSENT MATTER... today is the day I created my blog... its not that intresting ... with the help of my freakin slave nic nia ma, I was able to finish this creation which took around 120min due o the fact that my comp takes at least 20mins to open a new page... I have nth much to say but I heard NIC says that he enjoys eatin shit but U know we cant say anythin cause it might just stab him in the heart... thats all i have for u today