Saturday, July 25, 2009

5 Things I Wish

1) I wish Pooi joe would go back to Carlifonia Fitness and sue them because he hasnt had a development in muscle mass since arr....
2) I wish Jips would turn into a man..
3)I wish that bitch who stole my phone would slip and fall on his LEGO toys and crack his head in half exposing his 3 inch wide brains so that I could replace it with some of my size 12 shoes..
4) I wish Kenny's eyes could grow slightly bigger to increase his vision and prevent people from being mistaken that it is part of his nose..
5) I wish Xheng Yew could grow some ballz and ask Sharon Choong dig??

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Some Question I wish to answer If someone asked me this

1. Besides your lips , where is the favorite spot to get kissed?
Your mother's FOREHEAD
2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
3. Who was the last person / people you took a photo with?
Your Mother
4. Would you consider yourself spoiled?
5. Will you ever donate blood ?
Yeah.. Only if its to your mother
6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
I think its your mother
7. Do you want someone to be dead?
Your mothers mother
8. What does your last text message say?
Hows your mother?
9. What are you thinking right now?
About your mother
10.Do you want someone to be with you right now?
Yeah your mother..
11. What was the time you went to bed last night?
12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
The shop your mother owned.
13. Is someone on your mind right now?
Your mother
14. Who was the last person(s) who text you?
Obviously your mother
3 Lucky Person to do this quiz.
1) Your Mother
2)Your grandmama
3)And your God Mother
15. Who is no.3 having a relationship with?
Your mother I think
16. Is no.2 a male or a female?
Is your mother a female or male?
17. If no.4 and no.1 get together , would it be a good?
Only if your mother is happy
18. What is no.10 studying about?
Your mother
19. When was the last time you chatted with them?
Still talking to your mother
20. Is no.4 single?
Only If he hates your mother
21. Say something about no.2
You look like your mother
24. Do you like no.1?
Only if Its your mother
I took this from Xheng Yews blog.. Its a joke if u didnt notice aite..

Sunday, May 31, 2009


The lucky number 7 is Eng Nel Shern was born on the lucky December 25 1993 to one of the richest families in Ampang. He is known to be so lucky that was why he was given no. 7. Nel Shern was 4 foot 2 with a head the size of 5 feet long and 4 feet wide, when he came to school HE grew to an amazing height after four years into 4 foot 3 and his head stayed the same ever since. He is no. 7 because he was the founder of... He was the founder of AH LONG!!!! He is also classified as a terrorist.. Before all this bullshit he got into, he was just a normal homeless person living under the bridge at petaling jaya when he saw a chance to make it into school.. Born with I dunno what in his brain he is NOW THE SMARTEST IN all SUBJECTS THAT REQUIRE MATHS..He entered Stella Maris... He was the biggest gangster in School only to lose out to one person.. He made people scared with his famous looks

People became afraid of him.. But there was a weakness.. People started to find out that he got A's for maths and they started to think he wasnt a gangster after all but just a NERD!!! People would throw eggs at him everytime he came to school and this would cause him to become EMO
He would try his best to avoid the spotlight but due to the size of his head people where still able to throw darts at his head hpoing that this would reduce the size of his head... BUT all didnt work... He became even more emo and started to go wild on people
He started to rip peoples clothes ( MENS) just to see their worms... He became a rebellian.. he started his most notorious terrorist attack ever..
THE 9 11 bombing!! SHIT!! Here are some proves that he used his ADD MATHS theory to mastermind this whole shit!!
He became so famous after this and started a Loan Shark which would turn out to be the notorious AH LONG.. To avoid the murders he made on 9 11 he agreed to donate 100 billion dollars to America who are in financial needs.. Screw America!!WTF?? THOUSANDS OF LIVES JUST FOR 100bil?? Worth it... He is now to old to walk and his height is stadily decreasing due to gravity pulling his 33 pound head down to the ground...



Mr. Foong Pooi Joe was born to beggars just across Pudu on January 2nd 1993. He wasnt officially registered because they couldnt accept him as human due to his long limbs. He couldnt stand upright till he was 13 under the guide of Kenny Goh who taught him how to stand and not get his legs tanggled. He was always used as an item to many people. To some people like Kevin, Kevin likes using him as an lame ass beggar and treat him as a kick ass retard. He was not an important object to peoples life due to his shit ass growth. People would go to a basketball court see him and say shit wei.. This guys like Shaq O neil man... We cant beat him.. When infact he was as good as being left out in the bench. This cause him to go into depression. He started taking drugs at the age of 14 to build muscles so that people would respect him

As we all can see.. He looks as fierce as a lion.. Look at that Biceps man!! HE COULDNT DENT A PEPSI TIN!!!! I dun see nothing on that piece of shit u call a bicep!!! AFTER DOES COMMENTS he turn do the dark side and started dealing condoms and drugs.. He became a Drug Lord at the age of 16 and is now respected world wide by The GAY COMMUNITY.. He was also the founder of Chow Kit.He is now currently dealing Viagra at the moment and if you wish to giv him a call its 012-629.. He has his own prostitution work place at Chow Kit of course its name is TANGGLING WITH PJ.

Saturday, May 23, 2009


Most wanted no. 9 Hu Xheng Yew yellow skin born Osaka Japan on March 5 into a very rich family.. Known for his lame ass basketball skills that would not take him to nowhere, he has been a rookie basketball player since bout 3 yrs ago... HOW CAN U BE A ROOKIE FOR 3 YEARS??? People started to call him with some kick ass nickname such as The WALL-GRINDING, 3 - POINT MISSING,AIR-BALLER WANNA BE POWER FORWAR... This made him cry.. HE ran into the school toilet and stayed there for a few days... He enjoyed the smell people left behind and He was officially certified dead... This gave him a chance to run around naked... sorry wrong...He left home because he said his parents were giving him to much of money to spend and couldnt cope with the amount of money he made by selling tin cans...So he left.. This is his chance to become the worlds most popular terrorist ever... But as u can see He is only listed and no. 9 which is such a shit position.. He knew he couldnt last in the dark on his own so he got into a gay relationship with Tan Jin Yip.. This is how both of them ended up finishing the last two cause they suck.. His major accomplishment was spreading the H1N1 virus which caused around it doesnt matter how many deads.. His Rise To Fame was short lived after his partner Tan Jin Yip bruised his ass while having sexual intercourse through the ass... Jin Yip filled for divorce which cause Xheng Yew to go bankrupt or Pokai... But now he is in school and some ppl like PJ who is recently attracted to him... Wait a minute.. I dun understand wat u ppl get attracted to??? He has a Pubic hair flying all over his head.. He ones told me he took a shaver shaved his pubic hair to paste it back on his head... He provided me a fomula and some ass took it from me to make an artificial hair of his own... I will come back to that bastard... As you all know... In the game of terrorism.. If wanna be the best YOU GOT TO MESS WITH THE BEST.. Not get sodomized by Jips or go into some gay relationship with PJ... He is now focusing on studies to become a Biologist to find a cure for the now so unpopular H1N1 virus..

Saturday, May 9, 2009


As some of you know there are some people who are writing about who is their number one bestie or who should I bang the hardest... Well... all those topics are actually quite gay... so as of right now... Im coming up with ma new shit... Its called.. MOST WANTED PERSON... Of course its by me... My number ten most Wanted person is... JIPS... Full name= Tan Jin Yip. Nickname= Alvin or your can just call him a Gay Basher.. That bloody bastard is always ignoring what I ask him to do maybe because of his PHD... its not some Doctorate shit.. Its.. Permanent Head Damage... That bastard has been targetin Boys all his life.. His recent divorce was with Hu Xheng Yew... That wanna-be Power Foward, Wall Grindin, Fade away Bastard will be coming up later on the series... The relationship when to the drain after claims that Xheng yew wen to the police station to complain on Jips going wild on him by making him Xheng yew smell his ass.. Legal claims that XY was bruised my Jips after they both had sexual intercorse through the ass which cause XY to have permanent Hip Damage... Is more the same what Mrs kang has... well.. back to Jips... Jips from Indon is a freaking terror to boys around him look at this..
God knows what he was trying to do with that phone on Zac... Maybe he was tryin to shove it up his.... I thing I should not say it... Jips is a freaking terrorist..
He might just have the looks of a typical Gorilla but... He is a serial basher... Rumours ... I mean its all true... Some say he will go to some Down Town club Called DICK AND ASS IS ONE at night to hump dogs... well Im not really sure bout this.. I heard all this from XY.. He explained to me how Jips cheated on him By making out with a dog... hell Im not sure... If u see him anywhere near u.. He is dangerous... IF HE COMES TO YOU.. DUN BE AFRAID TO THROW WOMANS UNDERWEAR AT HIM..THIS WILL SLOW HIM DOWN FOR SURE..

When I won My First GOLD (100m)

For your info.. Im the guy on Lane 2... I cant belive I beat the form 5s...