WHAT HAPPEN IN SCHOOL???

I CAME TO SCHOOL PUMPED UP, FEELIN GOOD, READY TO GIV SOME SHIT TO MY PRINCIPAL... BUT NOTHING HAPPEN TILL LUNCH HOUR, WHEN OUR BASKETBALL STAR FOONG POOI JOE WAS TEACHIN THE FORM FIVES HOW TO THROW THE BALL AND MISS THE TARGET AT THE SAME TIME... ITS QUITE A SPECTACULAR THING TO SEE CAUSE HE IS SUCH A GREAT COACH... THEN WHEN THE MATCH STARTED... EVERYONE WAS TRYIN TO WIN THE GRAND PRIZE WHERE THE WINNER GETS A JOB BECOMIN AN TOILET CLEANER.... THE JOB IS A ONE DAY JOB DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF SHIT LEFT BEHIND BY OUR BASKETBALL STAR XHENG U...AS THE MATCH WAS ON THE WAY, PJ WAS IN THE GROOVE MISSING ALL THE SHOTS AND ALSO PASSING TO THE HIS OPPONENTS ALL THE WAY... WHEN THE GAME WAS REACHIN TOWARDS ITS END... OUR MAIN STAR MENG SOON WAS KICKED IN THE DING DONG BY THIS GUY NAME DUSTBIN OF SOMETHIN WELL IN DOESNT MATTER... THIS INCCIDENT CAUSE THE FOETUS OF PN.KASTURI TO POP OUT AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT CAUSING THE BABY TO REBOUND AND SMASH INTO HER FACE... SHE HAD TO GO FOR A MAJOR SURGERY TO REMOVE THE HEAD AND PLACE IT ON A DOG FOR SURVIVAL... BACK TO THE COURT.. MENG SOON GOT UP PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND STARTED TO FLASH HIS DING DONG TO DUSTBIN... IN CASE YOUR WONDERING WHY HE DID THAT... WE ALL HAVE NO IDEA... THIS BEHAVIOUR OF ALIENS ARE SINCE BEING INVESTIGATED SINCE 1777 AND SCIENTICST STILL COULDNT DISCOVER SUCH BEHAVIOUR... THIS CAUSE SOME REALLY BAD EXCHANGE OF BLOWS AND THE WEAPON X GOT INTO THE FIGHT AS WELL... WEAPON X DELIVERED A BONE CRUSHING TACKLE ON DUSTBIN WHICH CAUSE HIS TESTICLES TO GET SUCKED IN INTO HIS ABDOMEN... WEAPON X DIDNT END THERE HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND WAS ASKED WHY HE DECIDED TO DO SUCH ACT... PISSED AT THAT STUPID QUESTION XHENG U WHO WAS STANDIN BESIDE WEAPON X DECIDED TO RELEASE A GAS CALLED "FART" THAT CAUSE EVERYONE IN THE ROOM TO GO KO.... EVEN WEAPON X... AND HIMSELF ALSO... AT THE END OF THE DAY I WAS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE SCHOOLING AND XHENG U WAS FORCED TO USE PAMPERS TO SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.... AMEN...