IT IS THE NBA DRAFT

WELCOME PEOPLE TO THE STAPLE CENTRE OF THE TWOOOOOO THOUSAND NINE NBA DRAFT PICKKKK....... WE HAVE INFORMATION THAT MALAYSIAN BASKETBALL CHAMPION SEKOLAH MENENGAH STELLA MARIS IS PARTICIPATING IN THIS YEARS DRAFT...... WE HAVE WEAPON X OF THE STELLA MARIS AND KENNY GOH IN THE STUDIO AREA COMMENTATING IN THIS YEARS DRAFT... "HOW YOU DOIN WEAPON X?" " OO IM DOIN GREAT..." " WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS YEARS DRAFT?" ASK KENNY... "HOPE THIS YEAR IS NOT GONNA BE SUCH A RACIST YEAR LIKE LAST YEAR WHEN ALL AFRICAN AMERICAN WERE CHHOSEN AND NO WHITES..." REPLIES X.... THE NFA DRAFT IS UNDER WAY... AND AFTER A FEW HOURS LATER... LA LAKERS COACH COMES OUT TO ANNOUCE HIS FIRST PICK.... "IN THIS YEARS DRAFT... LA LAKERS SELECT FOONG POOI JOE OF SMSM TO BE OUR BALL CARRIER AND WATER BOY"... WITH THAT ANNOUCEMENT THE CROWD WENT WILD AND PJ CAME UP STAGE FOR HIS ANNOUCEMENT... " FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY DOGS A 10 YEAR OLD GOLDEN RETRIVER AND A 14 GERMAN SHEPHERED FOR GIVING ME THE SUPPORT THAT TOOK ME HERE ALL THE WAY TO WHERE I AM NOW...." "I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO COMMENT ON MY POSITION ON BEING A BALL BOY... I THINK THIS IS A WONDERFUL OPPURTUNITY HOW ME TO PROVEMY SELF IN CARRYIN BALLZ AND DRINKIN WATER... IM AM VERY TALENTED... AS YOU ALL KNOW I HAVE THE LOWEST ACCURACY RATING, MOST AIR BALL, MOST PASS INTERCEPTION... MOST PASSES GIVEN AWAY AND I HAVE SPAGETTI LEGS WHICH ALLOWS ME TO FAKE MY INJURY BECAUSE MY LEG IS CAPABLE IN BENDING BACKWARDS.... MY FRENS CALL ME SHIT FOR A REASON... ITS BECAUSE I REALLY AM GOOD AT WHAT I DO... THANK YOU VERY MUCH..." "WHAT AND INTRESTIN SPEECH DUN U THINK KENNY?" I THINK HE IS ACTUALLY QUITE STUPID TO COMMENT ON BEING A BALL BOY AND SHOULD JUST LEARN TO FLY HIS KITE" SAYS KENNY... THE SECOND TEAM WHICH IS THE BOSTON CELTICS IS COMIN OUT TO MAKE THEIR PICK... " YOU KNOW I THINK DICKLESS IS GONNA GET PIC DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF TIME HE SPENDS EATIN BREAD WITH CURRY AND MAGGIE MEE WITH SLURPY..." AND THE BOSTON CELTIC SELECTS WEAPON X OF SMSM !!!!!!! " OMG.... ITS U X... THEY CHOOSE YOU... AND LOOK THERE IS A CONFLICT GOIN ON DOWN DAY!!! OMG THE HEAD COACH IS ASSASINATED BY SOME GUY USIN WOMANS LINGERIA... AND I THINK ITS NIC... OMG!!!!! NO WAY.... AND HOLD YOUR IT... HE IS ABOUT TO MAKE A SPEECH.."SAYS KENNY .... "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT FOR WEAPON X HE WORTHY OF THIS POSITION BUT I KNOW IM OVERWEIGHT AND CAN FINNISH ALL THE FOOD IN BOSTON BUT GIV ME SOME RESPECT RITE NOW... "OMG NIC TATS SO KIND... DUDE IM CELTICS PLAYER NOW... YEAA.. SCREW U NIC..... " AT THE END OF THE DAY ONLY MENG SOON WASNT CHOSEN BY ANY TEAM DUE TO THE LACK OF QUALITY POSSESED BY MENG SOON...