CRISTIANO RONALDO

CRISTIANO RONALDO ALSO KNOWN AS "THE DIVER" IS ONE OF THE FAMOUS FOOTBALLERS WHO UNDERGO DING DONG SURGERY CLAIMING THAT A WOODEN STICK GOT STUCK IN HIS COCK.... WELL IM NOT GONNA TALK BOUT WAT HAPPEN IN SURGERY BUT SOME RUMOURS SAYS THAT ONE OF HIS TESTICLES WAS REMOVED TO AVOID HIS DING DONG FROM GETTING STUCK... WELL IM HERE TO DISCUSS WAT HAPPEN DURING MANCHESTER UNTITLED'S 2-1 LOST TO ARSENAL... APPARENTLY WHEN MAN U WAS DOWN 2-0 RONALDO DECIDED TO LIE DOWN AT THE SIDE OF THE FEILD AND STARTED TO FLY HIS KITE... THIS SORT OF ACT STILL COULD NOT BE UNDERSTOOD ... EVEN FAMOUS TOILET CLEANER ALBERT EINSTEIN WAS STUDYIN IN HIS 2 FOOT LONG AND 2 FOOT WIDE ROOM COULD NOT UNDERSTAND.. SOME SAY HE WAS SO STUPID HE COULD NOT TELL WHICH HE SHOULD EAT HIS SHIT OR HIS SHOE?? TAT ACTUALLY KILLED HIM... BACK TO THE STORY... RONALDO WAS FLYIN KITE WHEN A DOG CARRYIN A PIECE OF WOOD DROPPED IN ON HIS KITE WHICH REQUIRE HIM TO UNDERGO SURGERY... ERMMM TATS ALL ... BUT MORE FOR HIM IN THE FUTURE