WHAT IM GONNA DO

Sports Day is the day where I can light up the track and win some medals... Your info IM running 100m and 400m.. My job is to bring back the championsip to matthew house after a long long wait... But you know what?? I cant care less for what I do for Matthew house... Im just gonna win it for myself and for no other... Matthew house is full of racism thats why they cut my track time to lot... IM suppose to participate in 4*100m but you know what?? No Brown man allowd... MAN THIS IS BULLSHIT... Never heard of this kinda shit of not lettin ur fastest 100m man compete in 4*100m??? I think USAIN BOLT AND ASAFA POWELL DIDNT RUN FOR JAMAICA IN THE OLYMPIC 4*100m team..no??? THIS IS WHY NEXT YEAR.... ME AND MY GOOD FRIEND KENNY IS GONNA BUILT A TEAM NEXT YEAR CALLED JUDAS AND ONLY ME AND HIM WILL BE IN ALL THE EVENTS... WE WILL BE WEARING WHITE AND ONLY WHITE... AND AS FOR NEXT YEAR.. I WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON IN SCHOOL TO WIN 5 GOLD MEDALS IN ONE YEAR... NOBODY HAS DONE IT BEFORE... I WILL BE WORKING MY ASS OF... NOW... IM JUST HOPING THAT MY BACK INJURIES DONT KILL ME DURING THE SPORTS DAY... IM GONNA WIN MEDALS FOR MYSELF AND NOT FOR MATTHEW HOUSE..SCREW THE REST OF THE HOUSES... ( ALL THIS INSULTS IS ONLY FOR MY SHIT ASS MATTHEW HOUSE) PLS LEAVE SOME COMMENTS

BARCELONA'S THE BEST

WELL O WELL O WELL.... BARCELONA?? WHO DOESNT KNOW?? FOR ALL OF YA THEY ARE CURRENTLY THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD..... IN THE WORLD!!! WHAT CAN STOP THEM?? I TELL U ALL NOTHIN CAN STOP THEM... CAN MANCHESTER UNITED STOP THEM?? JUDGING BY THE RECENT LOST AGAINST ONE OF THE BOTTOM OF THE TABLE TEAM FULHAM I WOULD SAY THEY WOULDNT STAND A CHANCE... IF EVER THEY GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT TEAM THEY WOULD LOSE AS ALWAYS TO BARCA..

OR MAYBE THEIR BEST PLAYER IN DIVING WOULD COME AND SAVE THEM??NAR MAN.... I HEARD ON BBC TAT THE FIFA HAD SECOND TOUGHTS IN GIVIN HIM THE BEST PLAYER OF THE WORLD CAUSE OF RIGHT NOW CRISTIANO RONALDO ABSOLUTLY SUCK!!

BARCA HAS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD.....

AS OF RIGHT NOW LIONEL MESSI HAS SCORED 29 GOALS FOR BARCA AND 13 ASSIST.. OMG TATS LIKE A TRILLION TIMES BETTER THEN TAT SUPER DIVER RONALDO... AND MESSI IS HAIZ... NOTHING TO SAY.. THERE IS NOTHING TAT ANYBODY CAN SAY BOUT IS FOOTBALL SKILSS.. ITS JUST OMG.. SUPERB... NNOTHING CAN TOP HIM EVER.... THE BALL IS STUCK TO HIS FEET EVERYTIME HE HAS THE BAL... NOT EVEN VIDIC,FERDINAND,EVRA OR WATS TAT RIGHT BACKS NAME AR IT DOESNT MATTER... ALL OF THEM GO AFTER MESSI AND THEY STILL COULDNT DO SHIT... BUT RONALDO?? HAHA... IS AW HIS PERFORMANCE... HE COULDNT GET PASS A PLAYER... HE USED ALL HIS ENERGY DOIN ALL THOSE SHIT STEP OVER AND OMG.. I THINK HE TOOK TEN STEPS BEFORE DIVING TO THE GROUND AND STARTED RAISIN HIS HANDS UP IN THE AIR..." HEI U BLIND OR SOMETHIN?? IT WAS A CLEAN TACKLE.. STUPID REF UR BLIND... I SWEAR I GOT HIT TO THE GORUND!!! THE REF REPLIES" RON DUN THINK IM BLIND... EVEN IF YOUR A GREAT DIVER OR ANYTHIN U STILL COULDNT GET PASS TAT DEFENDER... I THINK U SHOULD CONTINUE EATING GRASS AS ALWAYS RON...

CHELSEA

THIS IS WHY U SUCK.. THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY... SRY SRY GOT PROB WIT MY PLAYER

I KNOW THIS PIC NOT RELATED BUT JUST WANNA SHOW U HOW U TAKE A PENALTY AND MISS...

WAT CAN I SAY?? CHELSEA LOST AGAIN... TATS ALL THEY ARE GOOD AT... LOSING LOSING CRYIN CRYIN AND MORE CRYIN

IS THIS HOW THEY ARE PREPARED TO FACE LIVERPOOL?? EVEN IF THEIR PREPARED THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN THRASHED BUT COME ON... AT LEAST PUT ON SOME SHOW U GET WAT IM SAYIN.....

THRASHED 2-0 BY FULHAM

DAIMMMMM... 2-0.... OMG... 2 RED CARDS ALSO.... SCHOLES DIDNT YOUR MAMA TEACH U DAT U CCANT CATCH THE BALL WHILE THE GAME IS GOING ON AND YOUR A OUTFIELD PLAYER.. OR MAYBE HE TRIED TO CATCH THE BALL AND SHOOT SOME HOOPS? OR MAYBE HE NOTICED THE BALL LACK OF AIR?OR MAYBE THE SUN WAS GLARRIN AT HIS EYES? OR MAYBE HE ISNT EDUCATED BOUT FOOTBALL... AND ROONEY.. HAIZ.. NO COMMENTS... HIS ADRENELINE PUMPIN TO MUCH... AND THE SECOND GOAL?? HAIZ DONT FANCY IT.. ZAC COULD DO IT 10 TIMES IN A ROW WITHOUT SCORIN U GET WAT IM SAYIN?? YEA THIS WOULD BE GREAT FOR THE LIVERS... AND I WAS WATCHIN AND THEN I SAW TAT CHELSEA SCORED A GOAL!!!! O I MEAN THEY ALLOWED A GOAL...ITS NO SUPRISE..CAUSE THEY AINT GOOD ANYWAY... THIS OPENS THIS SHIT WIDE OPEN TO ASTON VILLA WHO ARE PLAYIN THEIR BEST AND MAYBE WIN THE EPL TITLE... WOOOOOO.. PLS KINDLY LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS..

THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

VILLARREAL VS ARSENAL, MANCHESTER UNITED VS PORTO, LIVERPOOL VS CHELSEA AND BARCELONA VS BAYERN MUNICH... WELL FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SAY IS.... AS ONE OF THE FAMOUS SAYING DONE BY LARRY BIRD... " IM JUST WAITING TO SEE WHO IS FINISHIN SECOND" OR " WHEN JIPS TOUCHES A PIPE IT GETS HARD"... WELL WE BARCA THE MOST FEARED TEAM TO PLAY AGAINST IS JUST TELLIN YALL " WE ARE WAITING TO SEE WHO WE ARE FACING IN THE FINAL"AND "WE ARE GONNA WIN THIS SHIT".... LET ME FOCUS ON THE LIVERPOOL VS CHELSEA MATCH FIRST...THEY HAVE PLAYED BOUT 1? NO 2? NO 3? NO 4? ARR IT DOSENT MATTER!!!CHELSEA AS YOU ALL KNOW HAS A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SLIM CHANCE OF GETTIN PASS LIVERPOOL WHO ARE NOW THE BEST TEAM IN EPL... LIVERPOOL WHO KICKED CHELSEAS ASS AT STAMFORD BRIDGE TO END CHELSEAS USELESS STREAK... WELL ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS... LIVERPOOL DUN GET YOUR HOPES HIGH JUST BECAUSE U BEAT CHELSEA.. CAUSE CHELSEA AINTE A GOOD TEAM FOR SHIT... CAUSE IN THE SEMIS U GONNA GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE BEST AND KGZ MEANS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD BARCELONA!!! BARCELONA HAS THE BEST ATTACKIN FORCE IN THE WORLD LED BY CURRENTLY THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD LEO MESSI , HENRY AND SAMUEL ETO.. EACH HAS SCORED MORE THEN 25 GOALS SO FAR IN ALL COMPETITION.... BARCELONAS AVERAGE GAME IN SCORIN IS 3... AINT ANY DIFF CAUSE WE GONNA KICK ASS ALL THE WAY... WE JUST WANNA PITTY THE REST OF THE TEAMS... WHICHEVER TEAM TAT IS GONNA FACE BARCELONA IS LIKE A DEATH WISH... AND FOR THE TOP HALF... I SAY TAT MANCHESTER UNITED HAS A CHANCE ONLY TO REACH THE SEMIS CAUSE ARSENAL WILL BE ON THEIR WAY TO KICK THEIR ASS ONCE MORE AS THEY DID BEFORE... TO CUT THIS POST SHOT... OR KESIMPULANNYA... ITS GONNA BE BARCELONA VS ARSENAL AT ROME.. AND THE RESULT WILL BE THE SAME AS 2006 WHERE BARCELONA WON THE TITLE EASILY....

PLS KINDLY LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS... I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR WAT YOU HAVE TO SAY..

REMIX "WATEVER YOU TOUCH"

I SAID U CAN TOUCH WATEVER U LIKE, YOU LIKE

I SAID U CAN TOUCH WATEVER U LIKE YEAAAAAAAAA

JIPS IS GAY, BLOWS ON STICKS,

TELLS THE BOYZ TO RUB HIS CHICKS,

I SAID YOU CAN TOUCH WATEVER U LIKE YEAAA

JIPS GOES OUT, STROKES ON PIPES,

SMELLS LIKE HACKS AND FLIES HIS KITE,

BUT NEVER EVER TAKE A BREAK,

CAUSE IT IS HIS CHANCE TO TAKE,

HE WILL PUT U ON THE WAITING LIST,

THEN HE WILL MAKE U SMELL HIS PISS,

YEAAAAA

I SAID YOU CAN TOUCH WATEVER YOU LIKE, U LIKE

I SAID YOU CAN TOUCH WATEVER YOU LIKE YEAAAAAAA,

JIPS IS GAY , STROKES ON PIPES,

TELLS THE BOYZ TO RUB HIS CHICKS,

I SAID U CAN TOUCH WATEVER U LIKE YEAAAAAAA

IT DUN MATER U BLACK OR WHITE,

AS LONG AS YOU ALLOW HIM TO TOUCH YOUR PIPE,

IF YOU THINK YOUR OUT FOR LOT OF FUN,

WELL THINK AGAIN CAUSE HE IS A PIECE OF TORN

IT DONT MATTER U BIG OR STRONG,

CAUSE HIS IS ACTUALLY BIG AND LONG,

YEA I SAID YOU CAN TOUCH WATEVER YOU LIKE , YOU LIKE

I SAID U CAN HAVE WATEVER YOU LIKE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHELSEA OWNER COMMITS SUICIDE?? BY STAR NEWSPAPER

London: 76 YEAR OLD AMERICAN TIN CAN OWNER ROMAN ABROMOBITCH WAS FOUND DEAD IN HIS HOME LOCATED UNDER A BRIDGE NEXT TO A DRAIN.. ACCORDING TO SOME SOURCE SOME SAY THEY FOUND A SIZE 12 BOOT SHOVED DOWN HIS MOUTH SIMILAR TO ANOTHER CASE WHERE 34 YEAR OLD DEFENDER JOHN TERRY WAS BRUTALLY MURDERED WHEN A BOOT SIZE 12 WAS STUCK IN HIS ANAL WHICH PREVENTED HIM FROM " MEMBUANGING AIR BESAR"... ROMAN WAS WELL KNOWN FOR HIS STUPIDNESS FAILING ALL MAJOR EXAMS IN HIS SCHOOL AND WAS ONCE A BAGGER AT BANGLADESH... SOON HIS FORTUNE CHANGE AS HE FOUND A RARE PEPSI CAN AND HE SET DOWN THINKIN WAT HE SHOULD DO WIT THIS USELESS TIN...AND THEN A BIRD GAVE HIM SHIT ON HIS HEAD WHICH ALLOWED HIM TO GET AN IDEA... ITS QUITE SIMILAR TO NEWTON SEATIN UNDER A TREE... HE GOT THE IDEA WHERE HE SHOULD RECYCLE TINS AND THIS BROUGHT HIM WHERE HE IS NOW... OWNING ONE OF THE CHEAPEST CLUB IN LONDON HE TURN THIS GREAT CLUB INTO A LOSING STREAK NEVER WINNING A TITLE... BUT AS THE SAYIN GOES " WHEN JIPS TOUCHES A PIPE , IT GETS HARD ALWAYS", I PERSONALLY DUN KNOW WAT TAT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD... SOME SAY HE WAS BLACMAILED BY PJ WHO TREATENED TO GO ONE ON ONE WIT HIM IN BASKETBALL... AS WE ALL KNOW PJ IS THE "MISSING MACHINE" THATS WAT WE CALL HIM... HE IS VERY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES... SOME PPL SAY THAT HIS TIN CAN BUSINESS WAS SOON GONNA GO BANKRUP AND DECIDED TO SELL TO ALEX FERGUSON BUT ALEX COULDNT TAKE OVER BECAUSE HE WAS BLIND,STUPID AND HIS FACE GLOWS VERY RED ALL THE TIME... SOME ALSO SAY ROMAN TRIPPED AND FELL ON A PAIR OF "ASADIS" WHICH CAUSE IT TO GET STUCK IN HIS MOUTH... WELL I WILL KEPP U UPDATED IN THE NEWS OF OUR DEARLY BELOVED FREK OF NATUR ROMAN